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Liberals are Outraged (Again): Don’t EVER Tell Hillary to Start Knitting!
Posted On 28 Dec 2017
You may or may not have noticed, but liberals don’t have a really great sense of humor when it comes to poking fun at themselves. In fact, they don’t find themselves funny at all. Saving the country from evil white supremacist cishet men is serious business, don’t you know? There’s no time to mock the movement’s leaders – certainly not when the lighthearted criticism is coming (gasp) from a left-wing publication like Vanity Fair.
It wasn’t that long ago when Democrats could generally agree that it was time to put the Clintons out to pasture, but apparently the left has already forgotten how much damage Hillary did to the party with her misguided, catastrophic presidential campaign. In fact, judging from the response to a Vanity Fair video that suggested that Hillary Clinton make some New Year’s resolutions that steer her away from politics, they’re just about ready to crown her the 2020 nominee.
God, we can only hope.
But yeah, the magazine is getting raked over the coals for a short video that gave Hillary suggestions about what she should do in 2018. Suggestions like disabling the autofill on her iPhone so that the letter “f” doesn’t accidentally become “form exploratory committee.” Sorry, but that’s pretty decent comedy right there, no matter what Hillary’s fans think about it. Other suggestions included encouraging her to teach a class about “alternate nostril breathing,” take more pictures of herself in the woods, and, most damningly, take up knitting.
“It’s a year later and time to move on,” one Vanity Fair staffer said as the rest of them raised a glass to toast Crooked Hillary.
Cue the fireworks.
Via Fox News:
While the attempt at humor by Vanity Fair appears to be light-hearted and in good fun, left-leaning viewers stormed Twitter with complaints and defended Clinton. Former Clinton adviser Peter Daou even started a hashtag “CancelVanityFair” and encouraged his followers to boycott the magazine. Liberals are so upset that some are burning copies of the magazine and threatening to subscribe just so they can turn around and cancel. One comedy writer didn’t find the video funny, telling Vanity Fair to “stick to determining which celebrity was best dressed on the red carpet.”
“So @VanityFair decided that the best way to end 2017 was to take a repulsive cheap shot at @HillaryClinton, one of the most accomplished women in the history of the United States,” Daou wrote. “Suggesting the first woman to be a major party presidential nominee should take up knitting is a stunning lack of judgment on @VanityFair’s part.”
After reading pages and pages (and pages) of negative feedback from butthurt liberals, Vanity Fair offered an apology and promised to do better, Gilbert. Hopefully, they’ve learned an important lesson: If you want to make fun of someone with a comedy video, make sure it’s a Trump-supporting, heterosexual conservative white man. Otherwise, it’s just not funny, dammit.
Can Hillary really knit with hooves?
Sure she can! Just look at all of the webs she has knitted in her past. Of course, those that became entangled can’t attest to that fact because they all died before they had the chance to….
Hey, she can always knit her own hangman’s noose!
Hopefully that day will come .
With democrats like Franken, Waters, and Warren there is no room for unprofessional comedians like VF.
If they would only remain in their little butthurt safe spaces located in their small intolerant and hateful minds instead of going into the public free speech vastness.
hey Hillary why can’t you just shut your mouth and go find a hole to crawl into and take that screwed up muslum with you
Or go back in the woods and hopefully run into more backers instead of deplorables.
We who live in the ‘woods’ don’t want her!!
Sorry, should have realized, too many good people living in the woods too. Don’t want her ilk stinking up gods good works.
FUCK HITLARY …..
not even with your dick
And that explains Bill’s philandering.
Look, I know ‘Bill’s an ‘arse’ but, seeing ‘what’ he married, I can’t help feeling sorry for him!! I tried–honest, but I still feel sorry for him!! For Pete’s Sake, get up some back-bone and divorce the woman!!
hehehehehhahahahahahah
She probably kills anyone who has entered that haunted cave!
Kills them and eats them. The witch from Hsnsel and Gretel. lol
That thought is enough to cause some really bad nightmares OR a good script for a gory horror movie.
Not me, you do it.
she and billie should be learning about prison
Don’t hold your breath waiting for the law to be applied to Hillary. She’s special.
I think knitting would be good for her!! She can even use her own home brew instructions!!!
She could knit fashionable jump suits for all the other prisoners.
First of all–knitting requires a skill level beyond Hillary and ‘secondly’–they’d never trust her with those knitting needles!! She’s ‘lethal’ enough without them!
LOL!!
Go home and stay there Hillary you wacko because jail is coming soon for the acts of treason you have committed.
It’d be great to see HiLlary fitted for a 49$ jump suit in 2018!!! In her favorite color orange!!😂😂👍🇺🇸!!
I think I will subscribe to Vanity FAIR just because of this. She need to take up knitting to take up the time when she is in JAIL.
Bill and Hillary both need prison time.
I’m thinking she should learn how to make license plates in an orange jumpsuit.
No that’s too good for her. She needs to be pounding big rocks into little rocks in an orange jumpsuit.
Hey, that works for me.
She ‘might’ be able to learn that!! Of course, they’d need to keep picking her up from the ground every time she swings that hammer. Also, watch out ‘where’ she swings that hammer. Hmm. Maybe it’s too dangerous after all! LOL!
Hillary, there will be no pantsuits allowed in prison, think about it you criminal communist swine.
She could knit herself a strait jacket!
Well guess what,— I am . I don’t want to hear from the criminal or hear her voice or her cackle.!!
That crackling voice of hers reminds me of the evil witch from Oz! Now if we could only hear the evil Hillary cry out, “I’m Melting!, I’m Melting!’
If the law were applied equally Hillary would need something to occupy her time while incarcerated for her crimes, which are many. A sailor (Saucier) is now in prison for doing once what we now know that Hillary did hundreds of times. A former FL Representative (Corrine Jackson) just began her 5 year sentence for irregularities in a charity. But then, the Clintons are rich, powerful, and white. We officially became a ‘Banana Republic’ when the FBI and DOJ gave Hillary a pass on violations that would have put regular people not only in prison, but under the prison.
This goes to show that the left is full of nothing but vile and hate.
If you don’t like knitting, Hillary, stay home and make cookies, like you said you would do years ago.
Just another ‘lie’!!
Dear Poor deborah: Check out Time Magazine and Hillary on making cookies and having teas! No Lie…Fact..Just like Trump and supporters always give: FACTS NOT FAKE NEWS!
Please Hillary go knit a sock that will fit in your mouth and then one that covers you from the top of your head to your shoulders.
Hey!! I resent that! Some very ‘decent’ women are skilled knitters–including me! Hillary wouldn’t have the intelligence to learn how to knit or follow a pattern! I’ve almost finished knitting a beautiful sweater for myself. If I’d bought that, it would have cost me over $100, without the quality!! Just because these ‘liberal’ women don’t have the intelligence or the patience to obtain this skill themselves, doesn’t make it contemptuous! LOL!
Take up knitting? I don’t think she could learn how to knit… Now, if you ask her to “hire a hit man” she may be able to accomplish that… She would not be able to learn ANY “good habits” after the life she has led… She and her family are all gangsters at heart..
Well done Vanity Fair. ‘bout time someone was brave enough
She has been spinning yarns all her life!
Okay, don’t knit, Hillary. Instead, start baking chocolate chip cookies. Make yourself useful for once in your life. I have an idea. Divorce Bill and marry Steve Bannon.
Hillary, there will be no pantsuits allowed in prison, think about it you criminal communist swine.